Another installment of NOT ME Monday. I really should change the name of this thing to www.nopenotme.blogspot.com since these are the only thing I manage to post.
I did NOT gain .2 pounds this week at WW.
I did NOT make a conscious decision to screw WW yesterday, when Jason’s uncle showed up at my door with cocktail weenies and 2 bags of Doritos. I also did NOT make a beeline for my pantry to bust out my own bag of Sweet & Spicy Chili Doritos, and I most certainly did NOT polish off the bag.
I did NOT spend hours and hours folding children’s laundry yesterday. My children do NOT have more clothes than God.
I did NOT buy a t-shirt that says “I heart Boys Who Sparkle”.
I am NOT counting down the days until my girls only weekend coming up. I also did NOT threaten to start drinking now in anticipation of the event.